September 2011 Police Blotters

A later than usual police blotter this month. I blame working six day a week.

  • 3:01 a.m. – A caller from a business reported her employee was smacked in the face by a woman while on her smoke break.
  • 10:51 p.m. – A caller reported a man with a bongo drum was being very aggressive toward visitors there.
  • 2:33 p.m. – A caller reported a man was sitting on a bench there vomiting on himself. Upon further inspection, he appeared to be extremely drunk.
  • 7:10 a.m. — A woman reported a juvenile was refusing to get up for school.
  • 12:03 p.m. — A woman reported someone turned off the water to her well and left feces in the toilet.
  • 8:20 p.m. — Police booked a local man on suspicion of vehicle theft; bail was set at $50,000. The man gave his occupation as “rap star.”
  • 5:05 p.m. — A caller reported a transient camp. An officer found the campers were part of a group there for a Civil War battle re-enactment.
  • 2:54 p.m. — A caller asked that deputies check on a woman. She had said cannibals were in her yard at night, eating people. The caller suspected drug use was involved. The woman was arrested on a local warrant.
  • 5:11 p.m. — A man described as having “messy blond hair” was reported to have gone into a business four times during the day, and several times in previous days, asking “which knives are the sharpest for cutting.”
  • 7:50 a.m. — A caller reported transients going through unlocked Jeeps, sleeping in yards and whistling at women.
  • 12:15 a.m. — A man reported neighbors were pointing lasers and holograms at his residence. He was going to stay at Safeway for the night.
  • 4:19 p.m. — A caller from Calfire reported a group of juveniles crank-calling. They were reporting fires in Mexico and then hanging up. A CHP dispatcher reported more than 10 calls from the same phone, with boys singing Sir Mix-A-Lot and reporting fires in Mexico.
  • 1:10 p.m. – A female called the police department and yelled “A rapist is on the loose!” and then hung up. Officers checked the area from which the call had originated, they found nothing suspicious.
  • 3:13 p.m. — A woman reported her brother was yelling and throwing mud at her children.
  • 8:47 p.m. — A caller reported a man was yelling he was going to burn down a residence and that snakes were going to get him. Another caller reported the man was yelling and urinating in the yard. He was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of a controlled substance.
  • 4:28 p.m. — A woman reported a man was hurting her. She was found to be very drunk and said he had hurt her feelings.
  • 10:51 p.m. — A caller reported hearing a man screaming, It was found to be an overzealous game of beer pong.
  • 12:21 p.m. — A caller from a business reported a customer keeps coming in and saying he’s Lucifer.

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