Police Blotters – December 2010

Well it just wouldn’t be Christmas without someone calling the police to report that “Angelina Jolie had dropped off a deadly poisonous spider”, and in an odd echo of November’s “dogs vs donkeys” face-off, December included a call about “dogs vs chickens”.

  • 1:55 p.m. — A caller requested a welfare check on a horse. The horse was OK.
  • 7:19 p.m. — A caller reported a man stole a Christmas tree and drove away in a white Thunderbird.
  • 9:24 p.m. — A caller reported his neighbors were shining holograms through his windows and laser beams on his ceilings.
  • 1:23 a.m. — A caller reported a possible prowler walking around outside. The suspected prowler turned out to be a deer.
  • 5:03 p.m. – A caller reported a man in all black carrying a pump shotgun. Sheriff’s made contact and found the person was security and carrying an umbrella.
  • 10:39 p.m. — A caller reported a man wearing shorts and no shirt, with a Mohawk haircut, walking down the middle of the street doing karate moves, whistling and screaming.
  • 10:38 a.m. — A caller reported a man told her he was having homicidal ideation {sic} and hallucinations, and if it were not cleared up by Dec. 25, he was going to take care of the people who had been doing this to him.
  • 2:19 p.m. — A caller reported a woman called twice to say she was being held hostage and that there were six al-Qaida members outside her home. She also said Angelina Jolie had dropped off a deadly poisonous spider.
  • 3:21 a.m. — A caller reported a woman refusing to leave and “camping” in the bathroom. She was taken to a motel.
  • 1:24 p.m. — A caller reported loose llamas.
  • 4:16 p.m. — A caller reported a possibly suicidal man fled the scene, either nude or wearing only boxers.
  • 4:27 p.m. — A man reported a bunch of “city-ites” were blocking the road and trying to get tough with him. He did not need law enforcement to respond.
  • 5:46 p.m. — A caller reported a yelling man. He was found to be upset about the holidays.
  • 12:56 p.m. — A caller reported dogs versus chickens.
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