November 2010 Police Blotters

Another typical month of police blotters, including calls about things that really aren’t police business (phone-hating birds! ukulele theft!) mixed in with the sort of calls that could only come from rural areas (large roadkill, people living in sheds).

  • 11:47 a.m. — A woman reported she and her daughter picked up a man hitchhiking who said he had killed 14 people with his bare hands. He said he had been put on this earth to rid the earth of pestilence, meaning anyone who crosses him. The man was contacted and he said he was very drunk at the time.
  • 3:03 p.m. — A caller from a business reported a baby was screaming unattended in a vehicle while the father was inside eating a hamburger. He was cited on suspicion of child endangerment.
  • 9:27 a.m. — A caller reported finding a discarded bovine carcass that had been butchered, with some meat and the hide removed.
  • 2:06 p.m. — An abandoned 911 call was reportedly due to a bird that doesn’t like phones, which was playing with the phone.
  • 10:23 p.m. — A caller reported hearing a young girl screaming “Stop.” It was a 4-year-old who was not ready for bed.
  • 6:02 p.m. — A caller reported a ukulele was stolen from an unlocked vehicle overnight.
  • 4:54 p.m. — A man reported he loaned his grandson $300 and the grandson wasn’t paying him back. Deputies advised him it was a civil issue and he shouldn’t loan money to his grandson.
  • 12:22 p.m. — A woman reported her sister is living in a shed in her yard and using heroin. The woman wanted to demolish the shed, so the sister was walking around, yelling and causing a disturbance.
  • 11:39 p.m. — A caller reported a man screaming at the top of his lungs.
  • 11:39 a.m. — A caller reported a dead animal near the median that looked like a large tiger. The caller was referred to the California Highway Patrol.
  • 7:26 p.m. – A caller reported a naked man knocking on the window of a trailer in the area.
  • 8:14 a.m. — A woman reported her daughter was in one of her moods, but was now laying down.
  • 3:17 p.m. — A caller reported a person was throwing items around a residence. A woman reported she was trying to leave after being assaulted. She said her husband kicked her, threw dirt in her face and was throwing her belongings out of the home. The dispute was found to be verbal only.
  • 3:51 p.m. — A caller reported a “whacked out” man known as Harpo came to the door and was talking about killing an old man. He was arrested on suspicion of burglary and attempted murder.
  • 6:11 a.m. — A woman called 911 and screamed “I’ve had it.” At 6:18 a.m., she called and said, “Mission accomplished.” She called back a third time and said “FBI.”
  • 2:12 p.m. — A caller reported dogs versus donkeys.
  • 7:40 p.m. — A woman reported a cat that wouldn’t leave.
  • 6:37 p.m. — A caller reported the theft of a banjo from a vehicle.

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