Police Blotters – June 2010

  • 11:37 p.m. — A woman reported her husband was pouring cold water on her every 15 minutes because she lied to him. A man was arrested on suspicion of battery.
  • 9:09 a.m. — A caller reported a man who was off his medications for schizophrenia was threatening to chop heads off. In the past, the man had tried to run over neighbors.
  • 2:18 p.m. — A caller reported a person “cutting drugs” on a table. The person was gone when deputies arrived.
  • 6:05 p.m. — A woman reported every time she goes outside to fix her irrigation system, her neighbor tweets via Twitter for people to come by with guns and dogs. At  6:38 p.m., she called back to report her neighbor was tweeting again. Her boyfriend said she was having trouble with her meds.
  • 8:14 p.m. — A woman reported her mother was being mean to her. The situation was mediated.
  • 8:18 p.m. — A person reported they heard their doorbell ring and opened the door only to find a ball of foil smoking and burning on the porch. Officers took a report.
  • At 6:02 p.m. — A woman reported midgets were putting things in her intestines. The midgets reportedly looked like Lou Diamond and Lindsay Lohan. She was advised to go to the emergency room.
  • 1:51 p.m. — A caller from reported a nude man in an county irrigation ditch, doing his laundry.
  • 7:36 p.m. — A woman reported she had been trying to call Mongolia, not 911.
  • 5 p.m. — A caller reported a nude man walking around. He was found to be very drunk. At 6:45 a.m. Friday, a man reported he allowed the man to stay and shower at his residence, but now he wanted the man arrested due to his drinking problem.
  • 5:10 p.m. — A woman reported her neighbor was tossing nails on her roadway. She said she had already replaced two tires on her vehicle. She also said her neighbor called her white trash and a “wetback.”
  • 4:08 p.m. — A caller reported a physical fight. It was not physical.

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