Police Blotters – August 2009

  • 9:17 a.m. — A caller reported a woman urinating on the side of the road with her pants down.
  • 10:29 p.m. — A caller from a business reported a man was posing as a store employee. He was asked to leave but returned, wearing a poncho. He was gone when officers arrived. A caller called at 10:59 p.m. to report a man wearing a long gray poncho.
  • 1:43 p.m. — A caller reported a mailman found a dead cat in a mailbox.
  • 3:49 a.m. — A man reported his wife was being kept from him spiritually. He did not want to file a report.
  • 11:31 a.m. — A caller dialed 911, though the caller was originally attempting to call 411 to ask for Courtney Love’s phone number. The caller said she was unable to get assistance after telling the operator her name was Kurt Cobain.
  • 10:32 a.m. — A caller said that a man with a Rasta hat, two children and a dog were asked to leave. The man be came belligerent, and refused to leave.
  • 11:04 p.m. — A caller reported that two men, dressed in black, were beating on a large white van, stating they were going to “kill you with a knife.” Witnesses said the individuals were “just kidding.”
  • 8:21 a.m. — A woman reported someone sprayed Cheez Whiz on her car.
  • 2:48 p.m. — A woman reported her drunken neighbor pushed her and wouldn’t leave. She had locked herself inside the residence. She believed the neighbor was a prostitute. The woman was arrested on suspicion of battery, being drunk in public and being under the influence of a controlled substance.
  • 9:40 p.m. — A caller reported two or three men possibly “doing mushrooms.”
  • 10:15 p.m. — A man reported a dune buggy without an exhaust pipe was riding through his property.
  • 8:10 p.m. — A man reported a man threatened him. He said he had recorded video of the man’s wife exposing her breasts during a Guitar Hero game and had sent her a teasing text message about it. Her husband saw the message and became jealous, feeling he was trying to steal his wife. He threatened to kill the caller and shove his privates down his throat. The caller did not want to file a criminal complaint, however.

  • 1:05 p.m. — A possible drug transaction was reported at the Shell gas station. A person in a Jeep Cherokee with a fake leg exchanged an item, possibly drugs, with a woman in a blue wife beater.
  • 7:21 p.m. — A man reported his mother was coming after him with a shovel. They were having a disagreement.
  • 1:44 p.m. — A caller requested a welfare check on a duck.
  • 6:14 p.m. — A caller reported the theft of a Dish Network receiver. It was found on the television.
  • 9:03 a.m. — A caller reported about 10 subjects drumming in the area. Deputies were unable to locate any drummers.
  • 3:23 p.m. — A caller reported family members living in a chicken coop. They were referred to the parole office and code enforcement or to consider eviction.
  • 3:15 a.m. – A man reported someone in a small sedan dumped a large stand-up sign from AM/PM on his front deck. The sign was 6 feet tall and filled with sand, advertising cold drinks with a free fill-up. The man was “not impressed.” The sign was returned to the store.
  • 11:45 p.m. — A woman reported she wanted to go to bed and her brother wanted to stay up and watch movies. Both parties were adults. The man agreed to turn off the TV and go to bed.
  • 10:35 p.m. — A caller reported an elderly couple opened a car door and their dog ran away. It was described as a poodle wearing pajamas
  • 12:47 a.m. — A caller reported hearing howling. A drunken woman was taken home.
  • 5:23 p.m. — A caller  reported a man lying on the side of the road. When the caller went to assist him, the man jumped up and said he “just scored the winning touchdown for the Raiders and my coach told me to pretend like I am dead.”
  • 6:35 p.m. — A woman reported her neighbor screamed at her for leaving her porch light on all night. She said she left it on because poop had been left on her porch Friday night.

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