Police Blotters – July 2009

There were some truly bizarre calls to the police in July. Does hot summer weather make people a little crazy?

  • 10:36 a.m.— A caller said someone threw smoke bombs on his vehicle and melted the carpet.
  • 8:24 p.m. — A caller reported an odd smell, possibly drugs “cooking.” It was a dead deer.
  • 9:23 p.m. — A child called 911 and asked for a hamburger.
  • 11:39 a.m. — A caller reported a woman stuck in a window. It was found to be the housekeeper, who was locked out of the house and who was attempting to get in.
  • 10:31 a.m. — A woman reported a homeless camp. Police found children had set up a fort.
  • 6:58 p.m. — A woman reported a man screaming in front of her residence.She said he had defecated in the yard, then put it in a plastic bag and tossed it in the trash.
  • 6:59 p.m. – A caller from a public park called to report that the women’s bathroom was out of toilet paper and towels.
  • 7:21 p.m. – A woman reported her father who works for the military had bugged her residence and put “gross anatomy taps” inside her. The caller said she wanted assistance getting rid of the camera in her eyeball and taps inside her body.
  • 12:50 p.m. —A woman reported a rogue tortoise in her yard.
  • 10:23 a.m. — A caller reported a swarm of bees.
  • 8:41 p.m. — A woman reported a woman spit on her head.
  • 6:19 p.m. — A caller from a business reported a woman going behind the counter, creating a disturbance. The woman was there to check the freezers.
  • 9:26 a.m. — A caller reported a cat in a tree. The caller was counseled regarding misuse of 911.
  • 3:16 p.m. — A caller reported a man in a yellow truck had been in the area for a few days. He gets out of his truck and talks to the ground. He also had cut down a tree.
  • 10:39 p.m. — A man reported a bald man was walking through his yard.
  • 8:55 a.m. — A man reported someone blew up his garbage can at 2 a.m.
  • 12:27 p.m. — A caller reported that his tenant has put “alligator clips” on his phone line.
  • 8:25 p.m. – A caller said a neighbor was outside and naked all day, screaming at and beating his child. Deputies discovered the claim to be unfounded.
  • 9:42 a.m. — A caller reported the theft of a Pebble Beach 2010 U.S. Open baseball cap from an unlocked garage several days ago.
  • 1:43 p.m. — A 911 call was made. Breathing was heard but no one would respond. It was found to possibly have been puppies that dialed the phone.
  • 6:08 p.m. —A woman reported her tenant was using her barbecue against her wishes.

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