Police Blotters – June 2009

  • 2:14 p.m. — A caller reported the theft of a tortoise. The tortoise was found to have walked down to the lake.
  • 3:07 p.m. — A man reported he was assaulted by his neighbor after their dogs began fighting. He said the neighbor’s dog attacked his dog and when he kicked the dog to stop the attack, the dog attacked him. He said he defended himself by nearly choking the dog unconscious. The neighbor then hit him in the back with a full wine bottle to get him to release his chokehold. He did not need medical attention, but said the neighbor told him he was going to get a shotgun. Neither party wished to press charges.
  • 8:18 a.m. — A caller reported someone put what could be yogurt all over a vehicle. {Key words: “could be”.}
  • 6:45 p.m. — A caller reported a man stumbling into traffic. He was found to not be drunk. {Just clumsy?}
  • 8:16 a.m. — A woman reported someone had been entering her residence, eating food and making phone calls.
  • 7:12 p.m. — A woman reported she had been pretending to call the police because her 5-year-old son was acting bad and the boy then called 911. He told the dispatcher he called because “Mommy was lying.” He was advised on the proper use of 911.
  • 11:43 a.m. – A caller reported a neighbor who was not mentally ill was leaving incoherent and very religious phone messages to local residents.
  • 10:42 p.m. – A caller reported someone threw a dummy onto the road, causing drivers to swerve.
  • 9:10 p.m. – A caller reported that she was out for about four to five hours and when she returned, her shower was running with hot water.
  • 2:37 p.m. — A man called for a welfare check on his wife. Her son called to tell him she was acting crazy and talking about God and ponies. A neighbor called at 9:06 p.m. to report she was flipping out, on the neighbor’s property, banging on the ground and calling for angels. The woman was arrested on suspicion of disturbing the peace.
  • 11:18 a.m. — A caller reported two small girls climbing the scaffolding behind a movie theater. The two women were employees.
  • 6:41 p.m. — A caller reported neighborhood kids stuck plastic forks, tines up, in the lawn.
  • 8:25 p.m. — A caller reported a neighbor was yelling and vomiting on the front porch. He was found not to be drunk.
  • 3:07 a.m. — A caller reported loud karaoke. Two men agreed to turn it down.
  • 9:10 p.m. – A caller reported someone broke into her house through the bathroom window and took her daughter’s purse and pair of shorts.
  • 11:29 p.m. – A caller from the emergency room reported a woman’s son bit the tip of her thumb off.
  • 4:30 p.m. — A caller from a business reported a man with no shoes had come in twice to ask for a Bible and was scaring customers.
  • 10:40 p.m. — A caller from a business reported a “karate guy” was causing a disturbance.
  • 2:20 p.m. — A woman reported finding a rectangular black sheet in her car after leaving it unlocked. It was found to be an insert from her reusable grocery bag that fell out in her car.
  • 6:09 p.m. — A caller reported a drunken uncle was refusing to leave. He then left, but returned at 7:30 p.m. and was ringing the doorbell. He agreed to leave and was waiting for someone to pick him up. {I love the description of a drunk uncle, as if everyone’s got one who periodically shows up and refuses to leave.}
  • 9:37 a.m. — A caller from a business reported a singing man was bothering the customers.
  • 11:17 p.m. – A caller complained of a loud wedding. The home was called and the nuptials were calmed.

One Response to “Police Blotters – June 2009”

  1. sarah Says:

    and the winner is… black rectangle found in car.

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