Police Blotters – April 2009

  • 4:19 p.m. — A caller reported a man standing on the side of the road with his pants down.
  • 6:18 p.m. — A man reported people were moving his lawn ornaments around.
  • 5:31 p.m. — A caller requested police department contact because a squirrel was on her screen door.
  • 5:53 p.m. — A caller reported a possible bobcat or mountain lion on top of a carport. When police arrived, they determined it was a large domestic cat.
  • 1:27 a.m. — A woman reported she had a rat stuck in a trap and it was making noise. {I have to admit that as inappropriate as it is, I, too, would be tempted to call the police to deal with rodents.}
  • 12:35 p.m. — A caller reported a woman in a wheelchair was in the middle of the road, swinging her arms.
  • 9:32 p.m. — A woman reported she called because she “didn’t feel right” in her residence. However, she was OK now.
  • 6:18 p.m. — A caller from a business reported a man with “almost a fro” stole three energy drinks and a bag of potato chips.
  • 2:05 a.m. — A man reported his roommate had been drinking and was “disillusioned.” He said the roommate believed he doesn’t exist and was in his room with a machete.
  • 8:05 p.m. — A woman reported she had gotten home and her refrigerator had been ransacked. It was found to have been an exploded soda in the freezer.
  • 4:37 p.m. – A caller requested an ambulance for a man with constipation.
  • 10:30 p.m. – A caller reported a woman running from a man who was described as wearing a black tank top with a Harley emblem on the back and brown, shoulder length hair possibly styled in a mullet. {Given the tank top, I think it’s safe to assume the hair was definitely a mullet.}
  • 9:57 p.m. — A caller reported a woman threw a bottle, several eggs and a “bottle of chili” at a vacant apartment.
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