Police Blotters – March 2009

  • 5:03 p.m. — A caller reported a man was on the property and set up a “teepee-type thing.”
  • 3:29 p.m. — A caller reported that a male subject was on their property cutting wood. When the neighbor advised him to leave, the man pulled down his pants and exposed his rear end to her.
  • 6:22 a.m. — A woman reported her neighbor was “banging loudly” at 4:30 a.m.
  • 7:23 a.m. — A caller reported a woman was “yelling at Jesus.” The woman had been arrested last night.
  • 3:01 p.m. — A caller reported someone trying to sell meat and seafood out of a vehicle.
  • 4:22 p.m. — A caller reported someone was selling meat out of a truck.
  • 5:27 a.m. — A woman reported hearing people downstairs. It was found to be the heater.
  • 1:54 a.m. — A woman reported she and her boyfriend were high on mushrooms and he was stating he was going to kill her. The boyfriend came to the telephone and said he did not intend to kill her, they were “exchanging feelings.”
  • 9:34 a.m. — A caller reported a woman wearing no pants (but wearing panties) had been asked to leave a business. She was located and said she found her pants and would keep them on.
  • 4:26 p.m. — A man reported being drugged. The substance appeared to be moldy cheese.
  • 5:20 p.m. — A caller reported someone selling steaks out a vehicle. Another caller reported at 6:21 p.m. that someone was selling meat out of the back of a black pickup truck.
  • 7:35 p.m. — A caller reported receiving a call on his cell phone from a subject who sounded out of breath and was “gurgling.”
  • 2:44 p.m. — A woman reported she paid a man to do yard work, and now one of her plants is missing. He frequently stands at the front of her property and yells obscenities at her.
  • 2:09 p.m. — A caller from the hospital reported a man was in the emergency room, saying he was going to shoot everyone if he didn’t receive medical attention. He did not have a gun.
  • 12:22 p.m. — A caller near the Pine Creek Laundromat reported that he found a suspicious item that he said belonged to the Department of Justice.
  • 12:48 p.m. — A caller reported an argument with the neighbors about peacocks running loose. The neighbor said the initial caller verbally assaulted her and the other party’s donkeys are running around and her peacocks have nothing to do with it.
  • 10:50 a.m. — A caller said a local business had refused to accept the return of an item they had purchased there.
  • 11:21 a.m. — A caller reported a local gas station had possibly stolen money from her bank account. {I just love the use of “possibly” in this entry.}
  • 2:13 p.m. — A caller reported finding six to seven bags of marijuana on the south side of the roadway. Upon contact, law enforcement determined the material was “leftover shake.”
  • 12:54 a.m. — A man reported hearing funny noises. The man sounded confused and said a movie had scared him.
  • 1:44 a.m. — A woman reported seeing a very red and glowing chimney on a house near hers.
  • 12:23 p.m. — A man reported an ongoing issue with his neighbor yelling and screaming obscenities at him. He said he also has vehicles trespassing on his property. The neighbor said he was upset that the man was raising llamas on the property. The neighbor admitted yelling at the man, including calling the llamas (expletive) camels. They were advised to resolve the issue civilly.
  • 8:24 p.m. — An elderly woman called 911 and wanted to know if 911 was the correct number to dial in an emergency. She did not have an emergency.
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