Police Blotters – January 2009

  • 10:59 a.m. — A caller reported someone stole an 80-pound cement flamingo from the front yard.
  • 5:09 p.m. — A caller reported an unknown 5-year-old just walked into the caller’s house. The child’s parents picked up the child.
  • 1:53 p.m. — A caller reported a man lying in a field with his arms stretched out. He was found to be napping.
  • 7:48 p.m. — A caller reported a man had his pickup winched to a tree and was “poking” the tree. He left before the police arrived. [I’ve read this one many times and it still makes no sense to me.]
  • 8:28 a.m. — A caller from a business reported the back roll-up door of a delivery truck was spray-painted with the word “meat.”
  • 4:16 p.m. -—A caller reported a white Ford coupe with the words “I love” and a large male organ painted on the back window.
  • 8:51 a.m. — A woman requested a welfare check on her mother. The mother said she was fine and her daughter was “dingier than heck” and heavily medicated.
  • 11:26 a.m. — A man called from a freeway overpass reported a Middle Eastern man wearing a red turban was on the overpass, possibly praying, and might be suicidal.
  • At 6:07 p.m. Thursday, a person reported seeing a woman “flapping around, trying to fly.” Police could not find her.
  • 9:53 p.m. — A woman reported she saw “clumps of dark brown hair” in the parking lot that morning.
  • 8:48 p.m. — A woman reported a store had its doors locked but all the lights on, and she was concerned. Officers discovered a sign on the door saying the store was closed at 8 p.m.
  • 5:02 p.m. — A caller reported a loose horse that “lives across the street.”

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