Police Blotters – August 2008

  • 3:00 p.m. – A man reported finding several vegetables in his yard, possibly fired from a potato gun. The man said he filed a report because he was afraid his dogs could be injured by future flying produce.
  • 5:21 p.m. — A man reported an unknown person rolling boulders onto his property during the day.
  • 11:44 p.m. — A woman reported someone stole her clothes out of her dryer and was last seen running away with a blue hamper.
  • 7:22 p.m. – A caller reported that unknown subjects were shooting lasers at him and that he was going to call the FBI. The caller was very upset that false information about him was being broadcast and that he, women and children were being hurt by the criminal activity.
  • 7:24 p.m. – A caller reported a verbal fight involving a man and woman who were disagreeing with an umpire at a softball field. Responding officers found the umpire did not want to press charges and advised the man and woman to leave the park and not return. Thirty minutes later, the man fell and hit his head while walking down the street.
  • 1:36 p.m. – A woman reported her neighbor using profanity at her. She said this has been happening for more than a year.
  • 8:30 p.m. – A caller reported a stolen helmet was that three shades of blue with flames coming from the skull.
  • 7:25 p.m. – A caller reported a neighbor was yelling, screaming and breaking things. Responding officers found a man who was cooking who said he became angry and was throwing pans.
  • 5:45 p.m. – A caller from a business reported a woman in a wheelchair was “bathing” herself and acting suspiciously.
  • 9:59 a.m. – A caller reported someone left a dead cat in a bar at the top of their driveway.
  • 10:34 p.m. – A caller reported a fire. Responding firefighters found a man barbecuing.
  • 2:19 a.m. – A caller reported someone stole his portable toilet. The caller said he suspected his neighbor.
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