Police Blotters – June 2008

  • 12:23 p.m. – A caller reported a man was flipping children off.
  • 6:35 a.m. – A man reported his neighbor spit in his face so he threw his tack hammer at him.
  • 7:21 p.m. – A caller from an apartment complex reported that when his son took the trash out, a man with a machete strapped to his belt was in the Dumpster.
  • 3:06 p.m. A caller reported that a woman claimed she was putting LSD into her eyes and smoking mushrooms with children
  • 9:47 a.m. – A caller said broken walnut shells on her porch indicated an intruder the night before.
  • 10:15 a.m. – A caller reported a man was standing in his front yard and yelling. Responding officers found it was a man singing badly along with his iPod.
  • 8:27 p.m. – A man said his neighbor threatened him with a pair of scissors and a pit bull.
  • 3:49 a.m. – A 911 caller reported he could not urinate.

One Response to “Police Blotters – June 2008”

  1. sarah Says:

    it doesn’t get better than this.

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