Police Blotters – March 2008

  • 9:30 a.m. – A caller from downtown reported a man with no shoes yelling inappropriate things. Another caller reported the man was “doing cartwheels” in front of a business.
  • 6:31 a.m. – A caller from a business reported a burglary. It appeared nothing had been taken.
  • 6:07 p.m. – A woman in the police station lobby reported her neighbor was terrorizing her. The neighbor shot a “wrist rocket” into the woman’s windshield, damaging it. The “terrorism” was an ongoing issue.
  • 10:30 a.m. – A caller from a school reported the theft of andy.
  • 3:53 p.m. – A woman called to report her door had been “jimmied,” and she has been receiving threats from her nephew. She thought someone was trying to get her medication, which she takes because she is a burn victim.
  • 1:46 p.m. – A caller reported an elderly female in a wheel chair attempting to hitchhike.
  • 9:22 a.m. – A caller reported graffiti on a building. The words “We hate you” were written on the wall. A pile of fecal matter with a tampon was left on the premises and a mailbox was left full of pine needles.

I guess small towns aren’t the only place with strange and funny police blotters. Click here for a hilarious police blotter from the Bay Area.


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