Police Blotters – August 2007

The New York Times caught on to the craziness of small town police blotters in this article (registration may be required). While they report on Nebraska’s nuttiness, I’ve got more from the foothills of California:

  • At 11:03 a.m., firefighters responded to T– Court, where a man was trying to get toilet paper out of a tree by starting it on fire.
  • At 10:53 p.m., a caller from the 12000 block of P— Trail reported multiple firearms had been stolen three and six years ago. Police determined that the person had been drinking.
  • A 5:24 p.m. a caller from the 900 block of S– Way advised that radiation was burning her alive.
  • At 12:04 p.m., a caller from Highway — at the C— off ramp reported a reckless driver in a blue El Camino. The driver had a mullet hair cut. An officer was advised.
  • At 9:47 p.m., a caller from the hospital reported a 46-year-old mentally ill man with “scary hair” involved in an earlier traffic accident had left the hospital. He was off his medication and was actively hearing voices in his head.
  • At 5:22 p.m., a caller from the 10000 block of W— Lane reported two people in a silver pickup truck with a flag on the hood were trying to sell meat.
  • At 11:09 a.m., a man called from a gas station on the 2000 block of N—- to report a woman in a green Subaru tried to drive off with the pump nozzle in the vehicle. When the caller tried to get insurance information from her, she said, “Not today, dude,” and drove off.
  • At 6:43 p.m., a woman called from the 10000 block of R– Drive to report her intoxicated roommate was in the yard, naked and out of control. Deputies arrested the 57-year-old man on suspicion of public drunkenness.
  • At 11:55 p.m., a caller from a business on the 100 block of M– Street reported a woman in a nightgown was outside. She also was out there the previous night. Police arrested the woman on suspicion of indecent exposure and trespassing.

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